TODAY'S HUMOR!
BONUS QUIPS...
I’m as bored as an Amish electrician.
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Ohio has banned groups larger than 5.
If you’re a family of 6, you’re all about to find out who’s the least favorite!
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Never in my whole life would I imagine my hands would consume more alcohol than my mouth!\
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The longer this goes on, the harder it will be to return to a society where pants and bras are required!
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Remember when we were little and our underwear had the days of the week on them?
Yeah, they would be very helpful right now.
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Happy hour is starting earlier and earlier.
If this keeps up, I’ll be pouring wine in my cereal!
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Today’s Weather?
Room temperature
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30 Days Hath September, April, June and November
All the rest have 31 .. except March which had 8000
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Smoking pot and skipping school had me in trouble constantly.
Now weed’s legal and schools closed ... damn kids are living’ the dream!
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This is stupid. I just tried to make my own hand sanitizer and it came out as a rum & coke!
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After a few days of not going out, I saw someone I knew walking by on the sidewalk outside.
I immediately ran to the window and started yelling to them.
Now I understand dogs.
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Day 50 of social isolation and it’s looking like Vegas in my house:
1. We’re losing money by the minute.
2. Cocktails are acceptable at any hour.
3. Nobody knows what time it is.
PARTAKE, ENJOY, PROCEED!
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