China claims the corona virus came from an old bat; Nancy Pelosi denies it.
'Payday' candy bar is changing its name because it's offensive to those who don't work.
If the current power grid can't handle a night of 20 degree temperatures without rolling blackouts, how are we going to charge 100 million electric cars every night?
Are there any countries that tax their citizens and send Foreign Aid to Americans?
Imagine, if you will, a world where every tweet and meme must be fact checked but not a ballot.
How to stop drunk drivers from killing sober drivers? Ban sober drivers from driving. That's exactly how gun control works.
I sang 'I'm dreaming of a White Christmas' last year and was called a racist.
Can we still order black coffee?
Are brownies being taken off the shelf?
Is White Castle changing its name?
I'm sure Cracker Barrel is screwed.
Can we still play Chinese checkers?
Is that season still called Indian summer?
No more Italian sausages?
How far do you want to go with this foolishness?
What a job, Democrats! You've managed to bring back the 1929 depression, the 1968 race riots and 1973 gas price problems - ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
"DON'T TELL ANYBODY ANYTHING THAT YOU'RE NOT READY TO HEAR AGAIN"!
PARTAKE, ENJOY, PROCEED!
BONUS THOUGHT....
