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Partake, Enjoy, Proceed
Uncle Ricky
The Texas Vagabond (My Personal Blog)
Proud Vietnam Veteran
PARTAKE, ENJOY, PROCEED!
Today I went to the toliet without my phone. There are 124 floor tiles in the bathroom.
I'm in the Walmart parking lot watching a woman who can't remember where she parked. Every time she holds her remote in the air, I honk my horn.
I remember the old days... when "Snap, Crackle and Pop" were sounds that came from my cereal, not my body.
I had a lot of stuff to do today... Now, I have a lot of stuff to do tomorrow.
I hate when cashiers feel the need to check if my money is real. If I could counterfeit money I wouldn't be at Dollar Tree.
"DON'T TELL ANYBODY ANYTHING THAT YOU'RE NOT READY TO HEAR AGAIN"!
