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THIS MORNING AT APPROXIMATELY 8 AM PST, A UFO WITH *NO MARKINGS* MADE AN UNPRETENTIOUS LANDING IN SOUTHERN NEVADA AT THE INFAMOUS SITE 52! SOME RATHER BIZARRE LOOKING CREATURES EXITED THE MAGNIFICENT SPACE VEHICLE AND UTTERED THEIR FIRST WORDS IN OUR LANGUAGE...."TAKE US TO YOUR LEADER"!
UNITED STATES AUTHORITIES AT/ON THE SITE IMMEDIATELY CONTACTED "THE UNIDENTIFIED AERIAL PHENOMENA TASK FORCE" WHO THEN CONTACTED THE WHITE HOUSE CHIEF OF STAFF FOR FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS/DIRECTION!
SITE 52 AUTHORTHIES SAID THAT THERE SEEMS TO BE SOME DELAY/CONFUSION FROM THE WHITE HOUSE STAFF IN HEEDING THE ALIENS' REQUEST. A SPOKESPERSON AT SITE 52 SAID THERE SEEMS TO SOME AMBIGUITY AS TO JUST WHO THE PERSON IN QUESTION IS!
THE ALIENS HAVE ISSUED A STATEMENT THAT IF THEY DO NOT GET AN ANSWER, A MEETING WITH THE APPLICABLE PERSON, AND/OR A CREDIBLE NAME BY 3 PM PST...THEY WILL LEAVE POST HASTE WITHOUT A TRACE!
WOKE DOWN & WAKE UP!
PARTAKE, ENJOY, PROCEED!
