Rick Scoville aka The Texas Vagabond Says..."Covid-19 Sometimes Brings Out The Worst In People"!!

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A LITTLE CORONAVIRUS HUMOR...

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Rick Scoville aka The Texas Vagabond Posts The Breakdown Of The $2 Trillion USD CoronaVirus Aid Package aka "The Blood Pressure Check"!!!

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BREAKDOWN OF THE $2 TRILLION USD CORONAVIRUS AID PACKAGE...

The U.S. Senate unanimously passed the roughly $2 trillion USD coronavirus response package that is intended to provide financial aid and relief to Americans and small business who have been impacted by the pandemic.

Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell, R-Ky., described the legislation, known as the CARES Act, as necessary emergency relief and vowed to put partisanship aside to get it done.

We know about the cash payments individuals and families will get, but that still leaves a lot of meat on that bone. We took the liberty to look into and break down where the $2 trillion USD is going. 

HERE'S THE BREAKDOWN...

American population: 330,483,530

Stimulus bill: $2,000,000,000,000 (that’s a lot of zeros)

Dividing the cost by every person in America is $6,051.74.

The government could have given every person over $6,000, but instead will give $1,200 to each adult under a certain income.

$300,000,000 for Migrant and Refugee Assistance pg 147

$10,000 per person for student loan bailout

$100,000,000 to NASA

$20,000,000,000 to the USPS

$300,000,000 to the Endowment for the Arts

$300,000,000 for the Endowment for the Humanities

$15,000,000 for Veterans Employment Training

$435,000,000 for mental health support

$30,000,000,000 for the Department of Education stabilization fund

$200,000,000 to Safe Schools Emergency Response to Violence Program

$300,000,000 to Public Broadcasting

$500,000,000 to Museums and Libraries

$720,000,000 to Social Security Admin / but get this only 200,000,000 is to help people. The rest is for admin costs

$25,000,000 for Cleaning supplies for the Capitol Building

$7,500,000 to the Smithsonian for additional salaries

$35,000,000 to the JFK Center for performing Arts

$25,000,000 for additional salary for House of Representatives

$3,000,000,000 upgrade to the IT department at the VA

$315,000,000 for State Department Diplomatic Programs

$95,000,000 for the Agency of International Development

$300,000,000 for International Disaster Assistance

$90,000,000 for the Peace Corp pg 148

$13,000,000 to Howard University pg 121

9,000,000 Misc Senate Expenses pg 134

$100,000,000 to Essential Air carriers pg 162 This of note because the Airlines are going to need billions in loans to keep them afloat. $100,000,000 is chump change

$40,000,000,000 goes to the Take Responsibility to Workers and Families Act.

$1,000,000,000 Airlines Recycle and Save Program pg 163

$25,000,000 to the FAA for administrative costs pg 165

$492,000,000 to National Railroad Passenger Corporation (Amtrak) pg 167

$526,000,000 Grants to Amtrak to remain available if needed through 2021

Hidden on page 174 the Secretary has 7 days to allocate the funds & notify Congress

$25,000,000,000 for Transit Infrastructure pg 169

$3,000,000 Maritime Administration pg 172

$5,000,000 Salaries and Expensive Office of the Inspector General pg 172

$2,500,000 Public and Indian Housing pg 175

$5,000,000 Community Planning and Development pg 175

$2,500,000 Office of Housing

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https://apparatusmag.com/2020/03/28/breakdown-of-the-2-trillion-usd-coronavirus-aid-package/

Rick Scoville aka The Texas Vagabond Presents Some Covid-19 Humor To Break Up Up The Depression!!!

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I.

MY HARLEY ACCIDENT...

While riding my Harley, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head.

Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful woman who asked, "Are you okay"?

As I looked up, I noticed she was wearing a low-cut blouse with cleavage to die for...

"I'm okay I think," I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of the car to get a closer look.

She said, "Get in and I'll take you home, so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head."

"That's nice of you," I answered, "but I don't think my wife will like me doing that!"

"Oh, come now, I'm a nurse," she insisted. "I need to see if you have any more scrapes and then treat them properly."

Well, she was really pretty and very persuasive. Being sort of shaken and weak, I agreed, but repeated, "I'm sure my wife won't like this."

We arrived at her place which was just few miles away and,after a couple of cold beers and the bandaging, I thanked her and said, "I feel a lot better, but I know my wife is going to be really upset so I'd better go now."

"Don't be silly!", she said with a smile. "Stay for a while. She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"

"STILL IN THE DITCH I GUESS"

II.

THE GLOBAL RECESSION...

The recession has hit everybody really hard...

My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced.

I saw a Mormon with only one wife.

If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.

Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her!

A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

A picture is now only worth 200 words.

When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.

The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.

And, finally...

I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline and would you believe...I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked...

"COULD I DRIVE A TRUCK?"

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