Rick Scoville aka The Texas Vagabond Says..."Old Age And Treachery Will Always Beat Out Youth And Ignorance."

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Uncle Ricky

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Don't Be Difficult To Seniors....Especially Women!

The old lady handed her bank card to a bank teller and said, "I would like to withdraw $500."

The female teller told her, "For withdrawals less than $1,000, please use the ATM."

The old lady then asked, "Why?"

The teller irritably told her, "These are the rules. Please leave if there is no other matter.  There is a queue behind you." She then returned the card to the old lady.

The  old lady remained silent but then she returned the card to the teller  and said, "Please help me withdraw all the money I have."

The teller was astonished when she checked the account balance.  She  nodded her head, leaned down and said to the old lady, "My apologies  Ma'am, you have $3.5 million in your account and our bank does not have that much cash on hand currently. Could you make an appointment and come again  tomorrow?"

The old lady then asked, "How much am I able to withdraw now?"

The teller told her, "Any amount up to $100,000."

The old lady then told the teller that she wanted to withdraw $100,000 from her account.

The teller left to enter the vault after some time, then returned and handed the stack of cash to the old lady respectfully.

The old lady put $500 in her bag and asked the teller to deposit the balance of $99,500 back into her account.

Don't Be Difficult With Older People!!  We Can Outwit The Young And Dumb!!  

Or, As The Adage Says - "Old Age And Treachery Will Always Beat Out Youth And Ignorance."!!

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