Monday, October 9, 2023

Rick Scoville aka The Texas Vagabond Asks The Question..."Just How Bad Is Inflation"?

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Uncle Ricky
The Texas Vagabond  (My Personal Blog)
Proud Vietnam Veteran

THIS IS HOW BAD INFLATION IS:  

My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.   CEOs are now playing miniature golf.  Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.  I saw a Mormon with only one wife.  McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.   Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.  Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.  A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.  A picture is now only worth 200 words.  When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.  The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.  Called to get Blue Book Value on my car. They asked if gas tank was full or empty.   And, finally...  I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Afghanistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.

"DON'T TELL ANYBODY ANYTHING THAT YOU'RE NOT READY TO HEAR AGAIN"!

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