Rick Scoville aka The Texas Vagabond Says That Things Are So Bad That...

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Partake, Enjoy, Proceed

Uncle Ricky

The Texas Vagabond  (My Personal Blog)

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Founder Artesia Waters, Inc

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Things Are So Bad That...

My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

CEOs are now playing miniature golf.

Pfizer laid off 25 Congressmen.

I saw a Mormon with only one wife.

McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.

Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

A picture is now only worth 200 words.

When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.

The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.

Called to get Blue Book Value on my car. They asked if the gas tank was full or empty.

And, finally...

I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Afghanistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF THE UNITED STATES, THIS IS YOUR LEADER AND FOR THAT MATTER, THE LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD...SLEEP TIGHT!

WOKE DOWN AND WAKE UP AMERICA!

PARTAKE, ENJOY, PROCEED!

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IN CLOSING, BE SURE THIS PRESIDENT'S ADMINISTRATION DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR AMERICA'S STRENGTH...HOLD BIDEN'S FEET TO THE FIRE OF PATRIOTISM👍!!