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A POST TURTLE FOR REAL AMERICANS WHO CAN THINK..
While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old Virginia farmer, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man.
Eventually the topic got around to Biden and his possible role as our president.
The old farmer said, 'Well, ya know, Biden is a 'Post Turtle''.
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him, what a 'post turtle' was.
The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'.
The old farmer saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued to explain.
"You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, he's elevated beyond his ability to function, and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put him up there to begin with."
Best Explanation I've Heard Yet.
VOTE TRUMP!!
II.
GOING TO CHURCH IN CHICAGO...
When I heard Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson were guest preachers at a nearby church, I decided to go there and check them out in person.
As soon as I sat down, Reverend Sharpton came over to me. I don't know why, maybe it was because I was the only white person in the church?
He laid his hands on my shoulder and said: "By the will of Jesus the Lord Almighty, and the will of God, you will walk today.”
I told him I was not paralyzed.
Then Jesse Jackson came by and said: "By the Grace of God, and his Son Jesus, the Lord Almighty, you will walk today.
Again, I said that there is nothing wrong with me.
After the sermon I stepped outside and lo and behold they were right….
MY CAR WAS GONE!!
IN CLOSING, BUY GOYA FOOD PRODUCTS AND BE SURE TO VOTE AT LEAST ONCE ON THE 2ND TUESDAY IN NOVEMBER (LOL)👍!!
PARTAKE, ENJOY, PROCEED!
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