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Dear Boss,
I have enjoyed working here these past several years. You have paid me very well and given me benefits beyond belief. Have 3-4 months off per year and a pension plan that will pay my salary till the day I die and then pay my estate one year salary death bonus and then continue to pay my spouse my salary with increases until he (or she) dies and a health plan that most people can only dream of having I.e. No deductible whatsoever.
Despite this, I plan to take the next 12-18 months to find a new position. During this time I will show up for work when it is convenient for me. In addition, I fully expect to draw my full salary and all the other perks associated with my current job.
Oh yes, if my search for this new job proves fruitless, I will be coming back with no loss in pay or status. Before you say anything, remember that you have no choice in this matter. I can, and I will do this.
Sincerely,
Every Senator or Congressman Running For Re-election
ARE WE STUPID OR WHAT?? MY GUESS IS WHAT!!!
IN CLOSING, BUY GOYA FOOD PRODUCTS AND BE SURE TO VOTE AT LEAST ONCE ON THE 2ND TUESDAY IN NOVEMBER (LOL)👍!!
PARTAKE, ENJOY, PROCEED!
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