Wednesday, January 26, 2022

Rick Scoville aka The Texas Vagabond Presents His Joke Of The Day..."Doctor's Office Etiquette"!

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Partake, Enjoy, Proceed

Uncle Ricky

The Texas Vagabond  (My Personal Blog)

Proud Vietnam Veteran

Doctor's Office Etiquette

They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there, and you have to answer in front of others what is wrong and sometimes it is embarrassing.  There is nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients.  I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it.

A 75-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk. The Receptionist said, 'Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?' 

'There's something wrong with my dick', he replied.

The Receptionist became irritated and said, 'You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that.'

'Why not, you asked me what was wrong and I told you,' he said.

The Receptionist replied, 'Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private.'

The man replied, 'You shouldn't ask people questions in a roomful of strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone.’ 

The man walked out, waited several minutes, and then re-entered. 

The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes??'

'There's something wrong with my ear,' he stated.

The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. 'And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?'

'I can't piss out of it,' he replied.

The waiting room erupted in laughter...

 Mess with seniors, and you're going to lose.

WOKE DOWN AND WAKE UP AMERICA!
PARTAKE, ENJOY, PROCEED!

IN CLOSING, BE SURE THIS PRESIDENT'S ADMINISTRATION DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR AMERICA'S STRENGTH...HOLD BIDEN'S FEET TO THE FIRE OF PATRIOTISM👍!!


Monday, January 24, 2022

Rick Scoville aka The Texas Vagabond Presents His Joke Of The Day!

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Partake, Enjoy, Proceed

Uncle Ricky

The Texas Vagabond  (My Personal Blog)

Proud Vietnam Veteran


HUSBAND'S NEW LAW!

I Had Just Finished Reading A New Book Entitled...

 "You Can Be THE MAN of Your House"

Finding new courage I never knew I had, I stormed into the kitchen and announced to my wife, "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is the 'Law.' You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, bring it to me, and when I am done eating my meal, you will clear the dishes and serve me a scrumptious dessert. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will make love the way I want! Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will put on soothing music, wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. You will massage my feet and hands to relieve any last bit of tension so that I can sleep like a baby. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"

 

The Wife Replied, "The Funeral Director Would Be My First Guess, Unless I Have Your Ass Cremated."


WOKE DOWN AND WAKE UP AMERICA!
PARTAKE, ENJOY, PROCEED!

IN CLOSING, BE SURE THIS PRESIDENT'S ADMINISTRATION DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR AMERICA'S STRENGTH...HOLD BIDEN'S FEET TO THE FIRE OF PATRIOTISM👍!!


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