I had amnesia once… or was it twice.
Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.
I am neither for, nor against apathy.
All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones who ride horses sidesaddle.
What is a “free gift"? Aren't all gifts free?
They told me I was gullible… and I believed them.
Experience is the one thing you have left when everything else is gone.
One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.
I used to be indecisive. Now, I'm not sure.
Is it just me, or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?
Is the ʽsʼ: or ʽcʼ in ʽ scentʼ silent?
The word queue is just a Q followed by four silent letters…
Why is a W called “double-u” when it's clearly a “double-v”?
I did some financial planning, and it looks like I can retire at 85 and live comfortably for 11 minutes.
We all know that mirrors don’t lie… I’m just grateful that they don’t laugh.
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